Countdown to Spring Training

BlueJays · Post by **BlueJays** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:11 pm

I think it's like 14 days until pitchers and catchers report to camp, but really the point of this is for me to bitch about people who don't like baseball. My message to people who think other sports are better than baseball is that all other sports are about as gay as two dudes touching penises compared to baseball. Anyway, I'm drunk, go baseball.

Nationals · Post by **Nationals** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:06 pm

Go baseball. It's as wonderful as two dudes touching penises. But your mileage may vary.

Winter sucks. Spring baseball is necessary.

Mets · Post by **Mets** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:42 pm

March is the 2nd best month of the year:

Weather gets nicer.
St Patrick's Day.
Spring Training Games.

BlueJays · Post by **BlueJays** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:34 pm

Sorry for the homophobic remarks. Twas drunk.

Tigers · Post by **Tigers** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:43 pm

I'm going to be in AZ the third weekend in March to see some games. If anyone is around then let me know and we can have beers.

Astros · Post by **Astros** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:04 pm

Orioles wrote:Sorry for the homophobic remarks. Twas drunk.

Two men touching penises is gay be definition. Just throw out something about lesbians next time and you'll have your bases covered

BlueJays · Post by **BlueJays** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:08 pm

Cardinals wrote:
Orioles wrote:Sorry for the homophobic remarks. Twas drunk.
Two men touching penises is gay be definition. Just throw out something about lesbians next time and you'll have your bases covered

Non-baseball sport are as gay as two chicks scissoring in the back of a Subaru..

Giants · Post by **Giants** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:18 pm

I'm offended by that grammar fail

BlueJays · Post by **BlueJays** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:50 pm

IBC Oriole Jason Heyward getting in some tee-work in Jupiter, FL

Yankees · Post by **Yankees** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:58 pm

He looks less Sandovalian, more baseball player.

BlueJays · Post by **BlueJays** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:01 pm

Nationals wrote:He looks less Sandovalian, more baseball player.

I don't think "baseball player" is a shape though.

Rangers · Post by **Rangers** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:00 pm

Mariners wrote:I'm going to be in AZ the third weekend in March to see some games. If anyone is around then let me know and we can have beers.

I'll miss you by a few days, getting there on the 25th.

BlueJays · Post by **BlueJays** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:49 am

is "short" considered a shape?