A Good, Old Fashioned Trade Block

[Twins]

Because I can't keep up with all this new-fangled technology you kids are using, I'm going to buck the auction trend, close my eyes, cup my hands over my ears, and pretend everything is the way it once was.

All Uncarded (so-far) Prospects:

Jameson Taillon
Hayden Simpson
Sam Dyson
Kevin Chapman
Paul Goldschmidt
Kane Holbrooks
Joe Kelly
Ryan Ortiz
Brooks Raley
Crawford Simmons
Bryan Price
Sean Ratliff
Justin De Fratus
Nick Noonan
Wynn Pelzer

Highlights (or not) From the 40:

Jeremy Affeldt
John Axford
Collin Balester
Josh Bell
DJ Carrasco
Coco Crisp
Jason Frasor
Tom Gorzelanny
Deolis Guerra
Luke Hochevar
Chipper Jones
Michael Kohn
Adam Lind
Cliff Pennington
Vernon Wells
Eric Young
Carlos Zambrano

I'm specifically looking to upgrade one or two spots in my rotation, a young catcher who I can start next season, a SS, and better OFers (CF & LF). I'm not really looking for prospects, unless they're really good.