Best. Blog. Ever.

Yankees · Post by **Yankees** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:12 pm

http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.co ... s/2009/04/

World, Martellus Bennett. Martellus Bennett, world. We are all going to get along just fine. Except Mel Kiper, alien slaves who enjoy athletic competition, women who fart, and moderately unattractive women who have ever been abandoned at the movie theatre.

Rangers · Post by **Rangers** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:00 pm

Tellus and I are now blog mates:

http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archi ... l#comments

What an honor to be extremely loosely associated with that big brain.

DBacks · Post by **DBacks** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:44 pm

That's awesome, Brett. So cool.

Yankees · Post by **Yankees** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:17 pm

If you didn't catch it the first time around PLEASE read Martellus' blog today. Please, please, please. The link is above.

I was crying laughing at my computer.

Athletics · Post by **Athletics** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:05 pm

9) Don’t be the only black person in the neighborhood. Everybody knows
the black person gets killed first.

So true.