Tom Gugliotta

Twins · Post by **Twins** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:49 pm

Because everyone is posting a trade block these days and because Jared had such great success with his 90s NBA block...

Here's who the Royals are shopping and mostly unlikely to trade:

Oswaldo Arcia - new life in TB, and if you think the Twins are as good at juding talent now as they have been in the past, then Arcia is a future HOFer

Lorenzo Cain - currently on the DL and also very good at baseball

Brian Dozier - I have depth at 2B, open to moving him or Wong in the right deal

Hunter Dozier - breaking out in the Royals farm system; also, a kid named Dozier once beat me up in the 4th grade which is why I want to get rid of all Doziers from my team

Yunel Escobar - the exact same player on the Angels as he was on the the Nationals last year, which is to say a pretty good 3B

Evan Gattis - good power numbers for a bench bat, also rates at C if you need one in a pinch

Alex Gordon - fun fact: he plays for both the IBC and MLB Royals

Yasmani Grandal - Oy.

Jeremy Hazelbaker - great start to the MLB season. Currently raking again at AAA.

David Ortiz - I keep hoping he'll come back for another season. Probably not happening

Jose Reyes - Back and playing in the majors. Pretty good sim for a SS

Dan Vogelbach - it will be hard for me to part with him, as he's Papi's replacement for next season, but if he nets me an upgrade at a position of need, I'll consider it

Kolten Wong - See Dozier, Brian

Ben Zobrist - Having one of his best seasons ever. Still plays almost anywhere on the diamond.

Any and All prospects.

I'm specifically looking for upgrades at C, 3B, SS, and SP. Will combine any of my current SP with others to upgrade at SP.

If someone isn't listed here, they're either named Rizzo or Ozuna (and thus probably not moving), or I just ran out of things to say. Feel free to ask. I'm listening. This is Frasier signing off.

Astros · Post by **Astros** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:58 pm

If you were Frasier you'd sign off with "This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good day and good mental health." Fraud!

Brewers · Post by **Brewers** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:40 am

That was cold.

I'll trade you Googs straight up for Stojko Vrankovic.

Twins · Post by **Twins** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:09 pm

Cardinals wrote:If you were Frasier you'd sign off with "This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good day and good mental health." Fraud!

I've been called worse.