Funny Artist Pics

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:37 pm

Okay, so on occasion for my job I help update artist profiles/bios on the beatport pro site. Sometimes I run across weird, funny, bizarre bio photos. I'll keep a running log of some of them here.

First one up.. this guy. So cool he wears shades on his couch..

BlueJays · Post by **BlueJays** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:45 pm

What's with the anal beads around his neck?

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:50 pm

Orioles wrote:What's with the anal beads around his neck?

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:51 pm

That shirt.. and then the jacket with pocket square.. lol

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:21 pm

There is so much going on here, its incredible. One of the best artist bio photo's I've ever done.

3 guys, who knows how old.. trying to appear young. Are those glowing drumsticks? Perhaps from all the radiation and fallout from armageddon that happened in the background. Glowing beats by dre headphones.. is that an electric violin? IDK. And then fucking lazers yo. OMG its amazing.

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:28 pm

His name on his right arm.. and his status on the left..

Those sunglasses tho..

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:34 pm

Flexin' with headphones on a leopard skin rug.. lol

Guardians · Post by **Guardians** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:25 pm

Rockies wrote:

Flexin' with headphones on a leopard skin rug.. lol

With A-rod lips...

Astros · Post by **Astros** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:57 pm

Tigers wrote:
Rockies wrote:

Flexin' with headphones on a leopard skin rug.. lol
With A-rod lips...

And eyeliner

Phillies · Post by **Phillies** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:09 pm

Cardinals wrote:
Tigers wrote:
Rockies wrote:

Flexin' with headphones on a leopard skin rug.. lol
With A-rod lips...
And eyeliner

Guyliner*

Athletics · Post by **Athletics** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:24 pm

Phillies wrote:
Cardinals wrote:
Tigers wrote: With A-rod lips...
And eyeliner
Guyliner*

Does he have religious cross earrings on too?

Twins · Post by **Twins** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:58 am

Rockies wrote:

His name on his right arm.. and his status on the left..

Those sunglasses tho..

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:19 pm

This one's not funny, just fun to look at... I figured Andrew had enough eye candy in this thread with the dude on the leopard skin rug wearing eyeliner..

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:23 pm

Fresh out of the mines and on to the decks?

Dude, take a bath for your profile pic, wtf.

Astros · Post by **Astros** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:15 pm

Royals wrote:
Rockies wrote:

His name on his right arm.. and his status on the left..

Those sunglasses tho..

was my first thought

Astros · Post by **Astros** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:16 pm

Royals wrote:
Rockies wrote:

His name on his right arm.. and his status on the left..

Those sunglasses tho..

Astros · Post by **Astros** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:17 pm

Ok I can't recall how to post a picture but that guy is definitely the bald, fat body Krang had in the Ninja Turtles

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:28 pm

Cardinals wrote:Ok I can't recall how to post a picture but that guy is definitely the bald, fat body Krang had in the Ninja Turtles

Fixed it for ya.. you just tagged the ends of the URL wrong.

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:26 pm

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:40 pm

Like.. Hankook the tire?

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:18 pm

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:39 am

What?

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:46 am

Seriously? Is that blood spatter on the floor? Are you in a dirty warehouse with blood splatter? Where did you hide the bodies man?

Athletics · Post by **Athletics** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:50 pm

Rockies wrote:

What?

Well there is Pinhead...maybe this is Shredder (like a paper shredder)

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 2:19 pm