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Fuck snow.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:46 pm
by Royals
That is all.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:49 pm
by Rockies
You do know it snows in Colorado, right?

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:35 pm
by Marlins
That's why he's moving to Alaska.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:54 pm
by Rockies
Can't wait for the follow post on Saturday.. we have more snow coming. And then still the entire month of April. Snowiest months of the year for CO.

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:54 am
by BlueJays
So glad to be out of Michigan. I think they're supposed to be getting hit with snow today. 70's all week in NC (though I'm in Destin, FL right now).

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:55 am
by Guardians
Orioles wrote:So glad to be out of Michigan. I think they're supposed to be getting hit with snow today. 70's all week in NC (though I'm in Destin, FL right now).
Welcome to the great state of Florida!

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:54 am
by Phillies
Damn you global warming!

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:11 am
by Reds
We usually get around 100 inches a year, but it's been an incredibly light year for us other than the 20" we got in 7 hours the day I was returning from NYC last month.

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:28 am
by Royals
Rockies wrote:You do know it snows in Colorado, right?
I loved snow until I got this job. I used to get giddy at the first few flakes and just watch it fall, it's part of why I moved to Colorado. Now? Snow means I have to drag my ass out of bed at 2 am because some jackass thinks that every fucking piece of snow equipment at the airport needs to be run for an inch and a half and that requiring architects, engineers and project managers to drive a fucking snowplow is somehow 1. a good idea and 2. a good use of money.

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 9:35 am
by Yankees
Bren, does the Whaaaaambulance drive you to this job that they pay you money for on these days?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:30 am
by Royals
Nationals wrote:Bren, does the Whaaaaambulance drive you to this job that they pay you money for on these days?
Do you actually have another line? I mean, I know you're a salesman so originality is pretty much the opposite of your strength, but maybe you could steal something a little fresher from someone. Maybe something from Peewee Herman, that seems about your speed.

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 11:20 am
by Yankees
The point was to make a pretty juvenile joke about you complaining about having to do your job. I'll take this as mission accomplished on my end.

On a related note, Peewee just did a new Netflix movie. Anyone check that out yet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 3:09 pm
by Astros
The joke went over his head Z, as do most things.

Because he's short