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Funny Artist Pics

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:37 pm
by Rockies
Okay, so on occasion for my job I help update artist profiles/bios on the beatport pro site. Sometimes I run across weird, funny, bizarre bio photos. I'll keep a running log of some of them here.

First one up.. this guy. So cool he wears shades on his couch..

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:45 pm
by BlueJays
What's with the anal beads around his neck?

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:50 pm
by Rockies
Orioles wrote:What's with the anal beads around his neck?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:51 pm
by Rockies
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That shirt.. and then the jacket with pocket square.. lol

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:21 pm
by Rockies
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There is so much going on here, its incredible. One of the best artist bio photo's I've ever done.

3 guys, who knows how old.. trying to appear young. Are those glowing drumsticks? Perhaps from all the radiation and fallout from armageddon that happened in the background. Glowing beats by dre headphones.. is that an electric violin? IDK. And then fucking lazers yo. OMG its amazing.

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:28 pm
by Rockies
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His name on his right arm.. and his status on the left..

Those sunglasses tho..

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:34 pm
by Rockies
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Flexin' with headphones on a leopard skin rug.. lol

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:25 pm
by Guardians
Rockies wrote:Image

Flexin' with headphones on a leopard skin rug.. lol
With A-rod lips...

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:57 pm
by Astros
Tigers wrote:
Rockies wrote:Image

Flexin' with headphones on a leopard skin rug.. lol
With A-rod lips...
And eyeliner

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:09 pm
by Phillies
Cardinals wrote:
Tigers wrote:
Rockies wrote:Image

Flexin' with headphones on a leopard skin rug.. lol
With A-rod lips...
And eyeliner
Guyliner*

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:24 pm
by Athletics
Phillies wrote:
Cardinals wrote:
Tigers wrote: With A-rod lips...
And eyeliner
Guyliner*
Does he have religious cross earrings on too?

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:58 am
by Twins
Rockies wrote:Image

His name on his right arm.. and his status on the left..

Those sunglasses tho..
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:19 pm
by Rockies
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This one's not funny, just fun to look at... I figured Andrew had enough eye candy in this thread with the dude on the leopard skin rug wearing eyeliner.. :P

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:23 pm
by Rockies
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Fresh out of the mines and on to the decks?

Dude, take a bath for your profile pic, wtf.

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:15 pm
by Astros
Royals wrote:
Rockies wrote:Image

His name on his right arm.. and his status on the left..

Those sunglasses tho..
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Image was my first thought

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:16 pm
by Astros
Royals wrote:
Rockies wrote:Image

His name on his right arm.. and his status on the left..

Those sunglasses tho..
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:17 pm
by Astros
Ok I can't recall how to post a picture but that guy is definitely the bald, fat body Krang had in the Ninja Turtles

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:28 pm
by Rockies
Cardinals wrote:Ok I can't recall how to post a picture but that guy is definitely the bald, fat body Krang had in the Ninja Turtles
Fixed it for ya.. you just tagged the ends of the URL wrong.

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:26 pm
by Rockies
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:40 pm
by Rockies
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Like.. Hankook the tire?

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:18 pm
by Rockies
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:39 am
by Rockies
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What?

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:46 am
by Rockies
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Seriously? Is that blood spatter on the floor? Are you in a dirty warehouse with blood splatter? Where did you hide the bodies man?

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:50 pm
by Athletics
Rockies wrote:Image

What?
Well there is Pinhead...maybe this is Shredder (like a paper shredder)

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 2:19 pm
by Rockies
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