IBC

If anyone has a Delorian laying around and is willing to let me travel to February so I can skip the NFL season, please let me borrow it

I do, but my Mr Fusion has been acting up lately and fresh out of plutonium.

Maybe there will be some lightning today?

I can locate a locomotive that might be able to get up to 88 mph for you if that helps too?

First step:
Try to win one of these -

http://www.scpr.org/blogs/newmedia/2011 ... -future-2/

After Sunday's game I'd say drinking yourself into a coma until after the Superbowl might be your best bet.

As a devoted Colts hater I have a sick feeling that this is going to end up like the Spurs getting Tim Duncan the year David Robinson got hurt. As an even more devoted Manning hater I hate seeing him go out like this (the Super Bowl pick 6 was a lot more fun), but it will be interesting to see how that Manning/Luck dynamic plays out.

That's my hope Jake. I keep telling myself, now we can reload with top draft picks for the last 3-4 years of Peyton's career. That's the only way I can stomach this. At least Anthony Costanzo looked good, the rest of the line was shit, and most of the D was shit

This gets worse and worse. Not only are Gary Brackett and Melvin Bullitt (who sucks but we have no safety depth) out for the year, now 2nd rounder Ben Ijalana, who came in after 1st rounder Anthony Castonzo got hurt Monday, is out for the year with a torn ACL when he'd have probably been starting the rest of the year at right tackle. Also poor Eric Foster's ankle dislocation was terrible. There's no doubt in my mind with a healthy Peyton this team is 3-1 at worst, probably 4-0. Ugh

Your upset about torn ACL's? Try rooting for the Giants. I think we've set the all time record for most ACL tears in one season.

Maybe you will end up with Luck as a consolation prize.