IBC

My buddy works for an aquatics company that treats ponds and stuff. His last week working for this company he worked in northern Indiana. So he's in South Bend taking fountains out of a pond in a gated community for the winter. While he's preparing to do that, a lady pulls up and asks if she can speak to him. She wants a list of chemicals that the company is using in the water because she thinks it is causing the frogs to mutate. My buddy assures her that none of the chemicals they use can cause frog mutations and asks why she thinks that. Her response

Well there are a bunch of frogs in the lake that are half frog and half tadpole and it has me really worried because sometimes my son wades out in the lakes and eats them.

Wow! Come to find out, it is Brian Kelly's wife

If that is true, she must be blond.

Your buddy must have been speechless. How do you respond to a statement like that? "Here's your sign"?