IBC

This song always busts into my head when I'm surfing IBC. For those of you that don't know it, reference Snoop Dogg's 'Gin N Juice' (circa 1992?).


Intro: dre

*man pissing*
Heah hah hah!
Im serious nigga one of yall niggaz got this ass motherfuckin up
Aiy baby, aiy baby... aiy baby get some bubblegum in this motherfucker
Steady long, steady long nigga

Verse one: snoop

With so much drama in the I-b-c
Its kinda hard playing Coors without any P.
But we, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass trades like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the g's (yeah)
And, make a few deals as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the GM's still netplayin
Cause my momma aint home
I got the wife in the living room yellin at me
And, getting up for work at six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got to research for the draft and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we do love them spects, yeah!
So we gonna post a block to this
SIM up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers blog to this

Chorus: repeat 2x

Scrollin down the screen, posting trade blocks, wasted on SIM and News
Ro-To [with my mind on my prospects and my prospects on my mind]

Verse two:

Now, that, I got me some allstar SIMs
Everybody got they blocks, but they aint selling yet
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you playing in the I-B-C
I got the cultivating postings that be captivating he
Who reads, to the rumors that we seek
As I make me a deal in the middle of a meeting
And get to mackin to this spect named Soto (Soto? )
He used to be the homeboys favorite (oh, that hitter)
Eighty degrees, stay healthy please
Raise up off these n-u-ts, cause you gets none of these
At ease, as I mob with the waiver wire, while I loose my RP's
Beeeitch, Im just

Chorus

Scrollin down the screen, posting trade blocks, wasted on SIM and News
Ro-To [with my mind on my prospects and my prospects on my mind]

Verse three:

Later on that day
My homey AIM'd me about a guy tearing up double A
And a fat ass OPS, and some bubonic clutch hits that never chokes
Shit, this aint no joke
I had to back up off of it and sit my mouse down
Every day my losing's chronic, yeah Im fucked up now
But it aint no stoppin, Im still poppin
AA got some prospects from the city of Durham
To set me up with a high draft pick on top
Cause when I bust my run, Im raisin up from the cellar
Dont get upset girls, thats just how it goes
I dont love you hoes, I'm out to win
And Ill be

Chorus

Rollin down the screen, posting trade blocks, wasted on SIM and News(beeotch!!)
Ro-To [with my mind on my prospects and my prospects on my mind]
Rollin down the screen, posting trade blocks, wasted on SIM and News(beeotch!!)
Ro-To [with my mind on my prospects and my prospects on my mind]

That's pretty f'n awesome...nicely, nicely done...

Very Nice!

Off the Chronic - probably my all time fav. rap album.

Fucking dope Ninja!

Loved it! Next?

That's hilarious. It's even funnier when you have the Gourds bluegrass version of that song going through your head.

That bluegrass version is awesome, remember hearing it in college - I've seen it attributed to like 30 bands and never knew who actually sang it...

Ya I was under the impression it was Phish for years, finally learned who it was when I was trying to track down in MP3 last summer. To be honest, I kinda prefer it to the original.

I always thought it was Les Claypool, before finally learning it was the Gourds when someone asked if I had it.

Whose got another song we can do?

How do you top that very fine work?

Don't know...can't believe it was a whole year ago...I just found it, and laughed out loud at work. Awesome.