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Somehow the beloved dream team that is the IBC Yanks are sitting at 67-61 and 1-9 in their last 10 games!

Hall of fame owner J. Bornas is disgusted and has just cleaned house.

Cashman = Fired
Boone = Fired
Hal and Hank = Fired
Gillespie & Nils = Fired

Looking for reinforcements in the next 24 hours boys.
Time to gear up for what could be a final playoff run before Cooperstown?

League was supposed to self destruct when I won title #5, but an error in the coding by IBC key master Shawn Walsh caused a glitch in the Matrix.
And somehow you all still let JP have the best record in the league, I mean come on boys!

That is all for now! Hit me up for some deals!
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The paychecks stopped arriving over a year ago. All the executives and management blame the owner 100% for this down season.
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Message received...yikes...

8/31/2022, NYA22-LAA22, Angel Stadium

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB DP
2022 Yankees 0 0 3 5 5 6 5 0 3 27 29 0 8 2
2022 Angels 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 4 0 8 0
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Re: 67-61!

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Yankees wrote: Tue Aug 30, 2022 4:59 pm Gillespie & Nils = Fired
co-sign this
12, 14, 15, 17, 22
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Re: 67-61!

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With hall of fame CEO J. Bornas back at the helm the IBC Yankees are BACK!

A flurry of deadline deals yesterday have set the team up for a run at title #6.

Carlos Carrasco in to bolster the rotation
Tommy Hunter / Mitchell Stumpo in to help solidify the pen
Justin Turner / Whit Merrifield / AJ Pollock in to give the lineup a boost

In response interim manager J. Bornas also led his squad to a 27-2 victory against the IBC Angels, yes you read that correctly.
Adam Ottavino somehow started the game (he is going back to the pen)
Aaron Judge went 6-6 with 3 HRs and 10 RBI (best IBC stat line in a game ever?)

We are back boys!
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Pirates wrote: Thu Sep 01, 2022 10:45 am
Yankees wrote: Tue Aug 30, 2022 4:59 pm Gillespie & Nils = Fired
co-sign this
Same. Never received a dime. Indentured servitude
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