IBC

This Browns-Steelers matchup was the equivalent of a lunchtime fight between the schoolyard bully and that kid that rides the special bus and who gnaws on the corner of his desk through lessons, but his parents insist that he have a 'normal' school experience. It has ended with both kids sitting in front of the principal's office with their parents. The bully's parents Are aghast that their kid (boy is he getting a whoopin when he gets home) couldn't beat up the crippled kid and the crippled kid's parents are torn between horror that their kid was fighting at all and pride that he was able to not get stomped on by the bully.
There are no winners here except the fans of the rest of the NFL.

Mr. Dillon, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.