PETE ROSE spoke last week, which means, of course, he misspoke. He told Dan Patrick on ESPN Radio that while he was managing the Cincinnati Reds, "I bet on my team every night."
This would somewhat alter the position he took between 1989 and 2004, when Rose said he never bet on baseball.
In fact, let's take a moment to track Rose's ever-changing story as it has unfolded:
1. He said he did not bet on baseball. Period.
2. He said he occasionally bet on baseball but never on the Reds.
3. He said bet once in a while on the Reds.
4. He said he bet every night on the Reds.
It's as if Eddie Haskell grew up, left Mayfield and became a switch-hitting gambler.
(Gambling Tale I: A guy's losing his shirt and goes to a friend looking for a sure winner. The friend tells him, "I've got a basketball game for you. Three of the team's starters are hurt and the coach is my nephew — he says there's no way his team can win — plus the referee's my brother-in-law, and he's in my pocket. As much as you want to win, that's how much you can bet against this team." "OK," says the gambler, "now give me another team so I can make a parlay.")
With Rose again crawling out from under a shylock's shoe, talk radio again crackled with talk of whether Rose should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Currently on baseball's "permanently ineligible" list, Rose appears to have a new modus operandi — if I admit to everything, he's thinking, maybe MLB will reinstate me. Next week he'll confess to kidnapping the Lindbergh baby, the week after he'll cop to masterminding Enron's accounting fraud and — bang! — by the end of the month he might be named National League president.
Rose had a .303 career batting average, which, coincidentally, is the percentage of sports bets he wins and the percentage of times he tells the truth.
Here are the two most remarkable statistics in baseball history:
-Cal Ripken played 2,632 consecutive games.
-Pete Rose lied 2,632 consecutive days.
(Gambling Tale II: A guy bets every college football game on Saturdays and every NFL game on Sundays; each weekend he loses a bundle. He's a bookmaker's dream. But the football season's ending and the bookie is worried he's about to lose his best revenue stream. So he tells the gambler, "Listen, hockey is under way and we'll be happy to take your action." "Hockey?" said the man, insulted. "What do I know about hockey?")
Rose is now saying he bet on every Reds game he managed. Well, in 51/2 years of managing, Rose had a .525 winning percentage. Figuring in the vig, Rose would've almost broken even here — about as good as it gets gamingwise for Charlie Hustler!
Anyway, according to the Dowd Report, Rose bet on 52 Reds games — not all 162 — while managing them in 1987.
And according to the Chad Report, this is a typical Pete Rose day in 2007:
12:15 p.m.: Check greyhound racing charts.
1:15: Call Tony Perez to see if he wants to play pepper.
2:15: Drive to local batting cage and practice signing autographs for $5 a pop.
3:15: Stop by neighborhood pawnshop to look at his Phillies' 1980 World Series ring.
4:15: Ask Pete Rose Jr. if any paychecks for Dad have mistakenly gone to the wrong address.
5:15: Leave daily phone message for Bud Selig.
6:15: Leave daily phone message for the late A. Bartlett Giamatti.
7:15: Google "autograph shows" to make sure he's not missing any action.
8:15: Play $40 buy-in liar's poker tournament online.
9:15: Bingo!
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