Random Predictions:

Yankees · Post by **Yankees** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:23 am

This is a thread to come up with random predictions we can all laugh at...

#1: The Giants will not score a run this year. 1 game down, 161 to go...

RedSox · Post by **RedSox** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:41 am

JD Drew will be hitting .423 going into May. Cut his finger tying a pink ribbon on his bat for Mother's Day and be out for the rest of the year.

Marlins · Post by **Marlins** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:44 am

Anal fissures will replace Tommy John as the new "in" injury.

Mets · Post by **Mets** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:10 am

Analyst will realize that it's not 1999, and Glavine and Hampton both suck now.

Tigers will sign Bonds to reunite him with Leyland. Also, they realize that they'll need to score 1200 runs to win the division.

Rockies · Post by **Rockies** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:01 pm

Bonds and Clemens court dates get bumped up, both go to jail, and lead the Chuckawalla Valley State Prison baseball team to their first ever Correctional Facility Pacific Conference Championship

Astros · Post by **Astros** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:20 pm

Don't underestimate Ricky Vaughn's team in the California Penal League

Giants · Post by **Giants** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:00 pm

The San Francisco Giants will build a team around pitching and defense, only the only infielder who can field is a 41 year old shortstop who gets injured at the end of spring training. Meanwhile, the Opening Day starter won't be able to crack 84 MPH on the gun for his fastball, and the average age of the first 5 hitters on rebuilding club is 34.6 years old only that doesn't factor in said 41 year old shortstop. Their biggest free agent signing will wind up being a $10 million per year 6th place hitter, the primary set up guy will make Sidney Ponson look like Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 1983. But that's a joke right? No way all of these things would happen... (note to the board, be prepared to hear a lot about the Giants this year. I simply can't believe what I'm seeing and I'm going to drag all of you along for the ride).